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Todo en este libro es cruel y desmedido, de una inverosimilitud corrosiva. Las personas de bien no le dedicar\u00edan ni siquiera una mirada de refil\u00f3n. Las personas de bien no miran de refil\u00f3n. las personas de bien no miran&#8230; Pero entonces \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 esa curiosidad? \u00bfEst\u00e1s pensando seriamente en abrir este libro? \u00bfAcaso pod\u00e9s llegar a pensar por un instante que en los trece cuentos que conforman estas p\u00e1ginas hay alguna verdad verdadera, de esas que dicen que tienen los libros? Bueno, entonces es posible que los enanos de jard\u00edn y los conformistas que no terminan nunca de emparejar el c\u00e9sped comiencen a mirarte con miedo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alberto Laiseca<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":54844,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}}},"product_brand":[23],"product_cat":[8843,5808,5807,5806],"product_tag":[5836,5869],"class_list":["post-12877","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_brand-epub-paradise","product_cat-alberto-laiseca","product_cat-ebooks","product_cat-epub","product_cat-espanol","product_tag-fantastico","product_tag-satira","desktop-align-center","tablet-align-left","mobile-align-center","first","instock","taxable","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-variable"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.8 - 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